shake, rattle and roll.

i've done this before, but i think it's going to be a lot different this time. monday morning, you're just two days away. public speaking. i've done it before. just, not like this. this, is plain intimidating. sure, this is just a demo trial period and only a minute long.. but like, they're going to record it. what more, in dvd format. oh, and did i mention, in front of a crowd of around hundred? ..hundred.. europeans. speaking their language. i pray they understand me. she said i could just say anything i wanted, talk about anything i wanted, your cat, your christmas holidays.. yada yada. now that's a pickle. the aim, is to make an impact, in less than a minute. i've got no topic. help me out here? my first thought was to go for tattoo art.. but that will definitely take more than a minute. music? hmm. do not fidget. i'm counting on my knees to not shake and tremble.