behold.

see.
the issue.
i was spending 20 pounds a week..
just on phone credit alone.
that makes a good 80 pounds a month!
well i it was inevitable really,
since this was an international package,
giving me 2p per minute to call back home..
and texts are like 5p or something like that.
Talk Mobile is cool like that.
thing is.
as for local texts..
well.
20p per text.

that's not the worst of it.
my uni life is just beginning.
and already,
i've got four subjects in which i've got to do group projects and presentations.
and here i was thinking group work is always the best. so much fun.
like hell it is.
people tend to not cooperate.
people tend to sleep in whenever they can.
people tend to not do assignments.
what's worst of all.
i've got to lead this bunch of twats.
so.
i do the calling.
i do the setting up.
i do the dragging out of bed procedure.
hence,
80 quid a month.
logical yes?

for my efforts,
i thought i could get a little compensation.
say.. something like,
this.



i'm sorry. no no.
i meant,
this.

BEHOLD!!











i'm a
..shopaholic.

alright here's the deal.
if there wasn't a logical explanation for all this,
mom would kill.
like..
KILL.

i pay 40 quid a month.
that's basically already two times less than what i've been paying using prepaid.
what more..
i get that shiny little thing for free.
except the whole free thing is but a gimmick.
everyone knows that.
we just choose to look at it from another perspective.
perks and shizz.
500 texts per month,
1200 minutes talktime.
hell,
i could talk til my mouth runs dry.
oh.
and did i mention free internet on 3G?

see.
mom won't kill.
right?
RIGHT?