want. no. need. no. crave.

we.. as in Malaysians in Keele..
we.. have a dilemma.
overall,
the malaysian chinese unofficial chinese society
boasts no more than a wretched eight people.
chindians involved. heh.
no, we're not upset about anything.
it feels just right.
keeps things tight.
family-ish.
lovely.

but that's not why we're in a dilemma.
obviously.
see.. we hang out with other malaysians too,
none chinese,
mind you.
and it feels just fine.

that was until chinese new year decided to come round.
now,
i respect other cultures and all..
but seriously.
i need pork.
and of all the days to need and CRAVE pork,
chinese new year will be that day.
there will be no mercy.
generations, legacy, all that jazz.
pork sums it up.
i don't care what you say,
it does to me.

so here's the case.
we.. chinese.
we're gonna be searching for some chinese retau.. retau? retard?
chinese restaurant.
that serves pork.
and roast duck.
but should other ..people be added to the hunt..
people who don't eat.. pork.
well.
we'll be hunting for kebab stalls instead.
i just know it.

SO.

THE BIG QUESTION.

SHOULD PORK BE SACRIFICED FOR THE SAKE OF RACIAL UNITY??

YOU BE THE JUDGE.

..this will so get me kill'd.