OMGSOHAPPY.

i couldn't stop ROFLMAO-ing
at this conversation i had with Chris:

Douglas - got pork? said:
WHYOMGSOHAPPY

OMGSOHAPPY. says (4:21 PM):
IPHONE!!!!!

OMGSOHAPPY. says (4:21 PM):
AND PS3!!!!

Douglas - got pork? says (4:22 PM):
HOW

ahem. says (4:22 PM):
dunno

Douglas - got pork? says (4:23 PM):
WHAT YOU MEAN DUNO

ahem. says (4:23 PM):
was nice to dad?

Douglas - got pork? says (4:24 PM):
OMGYOUSUCCUBUS

I still don't know why i called him that..
oh.
don't know what a succubus is aye?
here.
this is Wikipedia's definition:

A Succubus (plural succubi) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men,^[1] in dreams to have sexual intercourse, according to the medieval European legend.

a little later...

Douglas - got pork? says (4:50 PM):
BLOG BOUT IT

ahem. says (4:50 PM):
no

ahem. says (4:51 PM):
i'm still really torn inside

ahem. says (4:51 PM):
cause.

ahem. says (4:51 PM):
iphone is like

ahem. says (4:51 PM):
the epitome of sold out

ahem. says (4:51 PM):
and i'm still trying to come to terms with the fact that i've sold out

Douglas - got pork? says (4:51 PM):
sold out to.....

Douglas - got pork? says (4:53 PM):
thot you loved apple

ahem. says (4:53 PM):
didn't idolize it.

Douglas - got pork? says (4:54 PM):
you do now?

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
apple was just another useful tool.

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
but

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
the iphone

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
is just excess.

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
but any other phone would've been mfff cause i use a mac.

ahem. says (4:54 PM):
but that's just an excuse

Douglas - got pork? says (4:55 PM):
you want to be put out of your misery

ahem. says (4:56 PM):
mm...

ahem. says (4:57 PM):
don't bother. once i hit up the ps3...

ahem. says (4:57 PM):
omg i just creamed my pants.

ROFLMAO.